From – Dhiraj Singh Chauhan
the most awaited cgl interview of cgl 2015…..(obviously,…for me wink emoticon )
bsc (hons) maths
Interviews in lucknow r taking place at AP Sen Memorial College which doesn’t look like an interview venue from any angle,,,,, wink emoticon , by the way, my fate was sealed to be decided there so I presented myself to the panel… there was no door, only curtain so the beginning was a little awkward, ,, I entered the room n I wished good morning to male interviewers (3 including head) and then to women (only 1 frown emoticon )…… the head of panel started reading my biodata aloud n he uttered everything from all 4 pages..( I maintained a genuine looking fake smile wink emoticon )….. all other panelists were also reading my biodata n then it started…
M1 (head)- To aap maths hons h……bhu se…. bataiye india me kon kon se mathematician hue h….( his voice was almost inaudible)
Me- Sir, India me prachin kaal se hi bahot saare mathematicians hue h jinhone bahot accha kaam kiya h unme aryabhat,…(M2 interrupted— Aryabhatt ka kya yogdaan h) Me- Sir, unhone Aryabhatium naam ki book likhi thi aur pie ka man dashamlav k 5 anko tak bataya tha.
M2-vo kis time pe the??
Me- sir, gupt kaal
M2 – gupt kaal ka samay kya h??
Me-( with genuine looking fake smile) Nahi pata sir..
M2-Accha aur mathematician batao
Me- Sir Ramanujan…. Srinivas ramanujan
M2- unka kya contribution tha??
Me (meri jaan baksh do maalik frown emoticon )- nahi pata sir
M2- Are aap to maths honors ho, pata hona chahiye khai kya maths me kisi indian mathematician k naam se koi formula ni padha… jaise Sridharacharya formula…
Me (Jug jug jiyo sarkaar)- Yes sir, quardatic equation k roots nikaalne k liye ye use hota h.
M2- Likh k dikhao aur bolte b jaana..
I wrote n spoke rightly n confidently wink emoticon
m1- Asymptotes kya hoti h?
Me- Sir kisi curve ko jo koi sparsh rekha anant par touch kare use asymptotes kahte h… I drew a diagram n tried to explain…. He was only partially satisfied … then he told me to draw a curve with his almost inaudible voice… I couldn’t understand. …. I said-sorry sir, samajh ni aaya…. He agaiN said the same thing with same hazy accent n I was confused what to say… then M2 came to my rescue– n tried to explain in simple words but I couldn’t get so he said-chalo jaane do…. fir mam ko transfer kar diya…
Mam- email ka founder kon?
Me- mam hotmail k founder to sameer Bhatia h.
Mam- nahi email ka batao
Me- mam shayad douglas angekbert h.
Me ( with fake smile)- Sorry mam
Mam- abhi mark zuckerbarg ka kuch chal rha tha…
Me- yes mam, vo net neutrality ka case tha..
Mam- kya h ye
Me- Explained nicely (she looked satisfied).
Mam- nathu la kaha h?
then she forwarded to M3
M3- to aap up se ho. up kab bana
M3- up ka purana naam
M3-lucknow raajdhani kab bani
me- pata nhi sir
M3- accha delhi raajdhani kab bani
me- sir 1911 me delhi darbaar hua tha usme..(interrupted)
M3- kon aaya tha usme
me- england k raja george…
m3- kaise aaye the, pani se ya aeroplane se..
me- sir pakka nhi pata.. waterways se hi aaye honge.
m3-kya us time aeroplane the?
me – nahi pata h sir
m3- accha unke swagat me kuch to banvaya hoga…
me (bhagwan, ab to utha le bus)- sorry sir
m3-gateway of india kaha h
me- mumbai…. aur shayad yaehi unke samman me banvaya tha.
M3- India gate kaha h
Me- delhi, ispe first world war k un shaheed indian sainiko k naam h jo england ki taraf se lade the.
m3- deepika paadukon kon h?
me (lottery lag gayi aaj to)- sir, famous Bollywood actress
m3-unke father kisi game me the??
me- ji, prakash padukon, famous badminton player
m3- unhone world championship jeeti thi kya?
me- no, sir……….
Head- Archimedes principle batao
Head-kitne taava khoje gaye abtak
Head- 112 ve element ka naya naam.???
me- sorry sir
Head-damdam airport kaha h, uska abhi naam bhi badla h.
me(aap kis gola se aaye ho saahab??) sorry sir
Head- lawn tennins k baare me pata h?
me- yes sir
Head-grand slam kya h
Me- saal k tennis k 4 bade tournament- australian open, french open, wimbledon, us open
head- french open kaha hota h
head- jis jagah pe hota h uska naam batao…( he was again almost inaudible)
me- sir,rolla gairaa
head-ok, aap ja sakte ho…….
me-thank u sir, thank u many
file uthai aur baahar aa gaya.