SSC CGL 2014 Interview Experience Part 11

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    We are sharing with you interview experience of  Vipin shared by Manipur Ambush

Interview Experience

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Marks: 437 General

Lucknow centre

Ye jaanlo mitro interview se pahle jo log aaye they wo 2013 ka intv. de chuke they unse baat karke yehi pata chala k Lkhnow matlab U f****d urself .. 40 41 42 yei no. dete hai(ye unka kahna tha)

to pahle se he moral down… aur mei yaha kisi ka moral down nhi karna chahta … jo hua wo likh deta hu

I was demotivated but i m not here to mean the same , and its my perspective .

May be it was a part of their strategy .

And i got trapped.

My Branch :Electronics comm. engg. 2011 passout(evaporated all the content)

And i am least interested in the subject , i had worked in android development for 1.5 years .

So, i never needed to go for telecomm. subject again .

It was predetermined that i will give up if asked in depth (Sir nhi yaad hai , sorry…etc.)

i read all the current affairs in depth(aisa mujhe lagta hai) .Lucent science polity and eco (oopar oopar)

with my state and city sari chizein thodi thodi padh  li thi

I went there with 0 year experience (show nhi kiya xperience)

I had a good athletic record in school days , but certificates are at

  my hometown and I am residing in Delhi,

and i didnot know it would matter, mai lekar nhi gaya

In extra curricular sports etc.

All the racing events and jumps AND Hindi elocution i mentioned , but it was all without any support of certificates .

Other section for social activities

1. Tree plantation

2. Rotary member

were supported with certificates.

Now the interview starts

3Men 1 Lady

May i come in…(woi sab drama fr baith gaya)

And the war started in ratio 4:1

The man on centre table attacked

M1:achcha aapne electronics se padh hai , satellite communicate kaise karti hai . i was not expecting the frst question in telecomm

this question , muh khula ka khula rah gaya ,

Dont panic, u can keep ue records on table , pani p lo beta

maine file table pe rakha , pani dekha fr bola thank u sir (piya nhi).

Achcha tower ka use kyu hota hai .

Me:pondered… mobile se jab kisi ko call lagate hain to uska signal weak hota hai , it reaches

to nearest tower, and wo us signal ko amplify karta hai aur satellite ko bhejta hai and satellite

next destination tower ko message deti hai…….etc

I dont kno sahi bola ya galat bola … mai fansta chala gya

M1: Arey kuch b mat bolte jao, choro ye batao k ek baar me kam se kam kitne tower mobile se connected

rahte hain

Me:(kuch der baad) 1 cnnct rahta hai, jis network ka sim ho

M1 : Nhi bahut sarey connect rahte hai

choro tumhe kuch nhi aata hai tumhi batao kya aata hai ,er.ing subjects k naam batao

Me:kuch k naam bata dye

M1: Sonar radar laser

Me: Sonar laser bata dye

L1: Beta tumhe radar k baare me nhi maloom , ye to bahut basic hai

Me:Mam yaad nhi hai

M1: Doppler effect poocha sound k contxt me pucha

Me:relative velocity of listener and source describe kiya u and v maan kar

M1: mathematics me mat jao , aisa b to ho sakta hai k listener ya source static ho

Me: sir fr 1 velocity ko zero consider kiya jayga

M2:(Achanak se ) Ha tum radar k concpt k nazdeek ho

Me: technikal pe teknikal …sir dard karne laga

M1: itne sare events me participate kiya hai…hmmm.. par certificates hai nhi aur ispe yakin levelzero hai… choro

Ye tree plantation … rotary… good..certificates dikhao

Me:i had those, showed them .

He (threw rotary certificate) ..private organization hai koi matlab nhi

Me: chalo ye tree plantation sahi hai .

M1: Hobbies kya hai … achcha cooking … ab ispe question puchna to bekar hai koi  matlab he nhi

ohho comics padhte ho… mandrake padha hai…aur char paanch angrezi comics bola

Me: Sir Hindi comics padha hai

M1: Chacha chaudhry padha hai?… usko describe karo

Me : did it

M1: chalo ab mene bahut pooch liya ab mei dusro ko mauka deta hu.

M2:Acha aapko nature se prem hoga jab aap vriksharopan karte hain to..

Me :Yes sir

M2: earth day aur env. day kab manaya jata hai

Me: env. day bataya earth day me srf month bataya , bola exact day yaad nhi

M2: comics pe aate hain… ye chahca chaudhry ki cartoon kon banata tha

Me: Pran ..

M2: abhi kya kar re

Me: Ji unka dehaant ho gaya

M2 : Kab hua

Me: Haal filhaal

M2: fir b batao kuch

Me: sir 2-3 mnth pahle…early 2015.. (ab mjhe exact day and moth nhi yad hai)..sorry sir

M2: chalo ab apne samvidhan k baare me baat kar lein.. 73rd and 74 ammendment k dffrences  batao

Me:sir nhi yaad hai bolne wala tha k bich me M1 bola tukka mat maarna beta

sorry sir

L1: I ll ask easy question.. Carbon k allotropes batao

Me: graphite, diamond, fullerene

L1: Fullerene ka formula batao

Me: C60

L1: ab to 80-85 ba aagaya hai

Me: no idea mam

L1: acha iska naam ye kyu hai

Me: mam iska football type ka structure hai shayad

L1: arey ye nhi suna k scientist k naam  pe b rakhata hai

Me:Sorry mam yaad nhi hai but inventor and discoverer k naam pe b rakhat hai

M3: (khadoos) achaa aapne hindi elocution me bhaag liya tha (I participated in when i was in class 4)

yamak alankaar batao

Me: meri aankhe fati ki fati rah gaye sakshat yamdoot saamne…No idea sir

M3:do 3 dohe sunaye … iske lekhak kon hai

Me: no idea …

M1: acha is dohey ko cmplete karo

Me: No ida…socha k galya du…

M1: choro ye kabir ki thi.. wo kaha k rahne waley they

Me: UP

M1: hmm.. sahi hai

M3: fir usney hindi k kuch ques poochey … ihad no idea abouth that

M1: arey isne sirf hindi kavita padha tha

M1: thodi der baad.. arey hindi isey to aati he nhi

M3: choro ye kam se kam complete kar lo

kaal kare so aaj kar…….

Me: completed

All members : Thank yu Mr.. U can go and please take the file..

Me: thanx.. boal aur nikla

Ye M1 ne to meri le leee

To shayad ab isme  fail he ho jaau……

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